{"id":1182,"date":"2009-04-15T18:24:25","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T18:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sfreader.com\/r\/?p=1182"},"modified":"2016-10-26T12:25:25","modified_gmt":"2016-10-26T12:25:25","slug":"on-a-clear-day-you-can-see-all-the-way-to-conspiracy-by-desmond-warzel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sfreader.com\/r\/story-contest\/on-a-clear-day-you-can-see-all-the-way-to-conspiracy-by-desmond-warzel\/","title":{"rendered":"On a Clear Day You Can See All the Way to Conspiracy, by Desmond Warzel"},"content":{"rendered":"

SFReader 2008 Story Contest
\nFirst\u00a0Place Winner<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

This story is the end result of an experiment, in which I was looking for a way to tell a story entirely in dialogue without being tedious.\u00a0 The radio format provided a means of introducing numerous characters into a conversation without straining credulity.\u00a0 Though the story itself is entirely a product of my imagination, the character of Mike Colavito is inspired by an actual curmudgeonly, mayor-hating Cleveland media figure–as northeastern Ohio readers will have immediately noticed–who once devoted a show to unusually-ubiquitous jet contrails.\u00a0 However, I can assure you that the ending of the story bears no\u00a0resemblance\u00a0to actual events–at least as far as I can remember…<\/i><\/p>\n

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You’re listening to the Mike Colavito Show on Cleveland’s home for straight talk, WCUY 1200.\u00a0 The opinions expressed on this program do not reflect those of WCUY, its management, or its sponsors.<\/i><\/p>\n

Fair warning; I’m in a mood today, folks.<\/p>\n

We’ve got a mayor whose only talent seems to be showing up at luncheons and waving at the cameras.<\/p>\n

Eighty bucks I had to pay yesterday for not wearing my seat belt.\u00a0 Show me the seat belts on a school bus.<\/p>\n

I saw a Cleveland athlete on national TV last night wearing a Yankees cap.<\/p>\n

And every day I get at least a dozen calls from schmucks who think that people like me are the problem in this city.<\/p>\n

Tell me America’s not falling apart.<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

And some of you people–including our programming director, by the way–seem to think I’m running my mouth too much and not taking enough phone calls.\u00a0 I’ve only been number one in radio in this city for ten straight years; what would I know?<\/p>\n

You want calls?\u00a0 You got ’em.\u00a0 Steven in Mayfield Heights, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Hey, what’s up, Mike?”<\/p>\n

The rent.\u00a0 Art in Seven Hills, you’re on WCUY.<\/p>\n

“How you doing, Mike.\u00a0 Just wondering if you caught that ball game last night?”<\/p>\n

No.\u00a0 Andrea in Rocky River, go ahead.<\/p>\n

“Hi, Mike, first-time caller.”<\/p>\n

Well, call back tomorrow and you’ll be a second-time caller.\u00a0 Carol in Cleveland, what’s on your mind?<\/p>\n

“Mike, what do you think of water boarding?”<\/p>\n

My wife and I water board all the time, and it’s improved our sex life dramatically.\u00a0 Chuck in Parma, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Hey, Mike, I heard your show yesterday, and I was just wondering, if you know so much about football, why you don’t take over as head coach of the Browns?”<\/p>\n

I wouldn’t want to take the pay cut.\u00a0 Mina in Lakewood, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Does your wife think that water boarding crack was funny?”<\/p>\n

Play your cards right some night and you could find out for yourself, Mina.\u00a0 Tommy in Beachwood, you’re on WCUY.<\/p>\n

“Hi, Mike, just wondering who you think the Indians should try and trade for next year.”<\/p>\n

Your mother.\u00a0 Jane in Euclid, go ahead.<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

Looks like we lost Jane in Euclid.\u00a0 Must have answered her question already.\u00a0 That’s all right; we got in seven callers in under a minute.\u00a0 Everyone happy now?\u00a0 Hey, Jake, I have to take a breather; do the traffic.<\/p>\n

What?<\/p>\n

Oh, yeah.\u00a0 This traffic is brought to you by West Side Hardware.<\/p>\n

Thanks, Mike.\u00a0 Not much happening right now; 480, 271, and 77 are all clear, but traffic on the Shoreway is backed up in both directions, so our listeners might want to allow a few extra minutes if they’re headed that way.\u00a0 For West Side Hardware, this has been your WCUY traffic report on Cleveland’s home for straight talk.<\/i><\/p>\n

Hey, Jake, don’t go yet.\u00a0 You still there?\u00a0 I gotta take the Shoreway home after the show.\u00a0 Any idea what the holdup is?<\/p>\n

Can’t say, Mike; no accidents, just a general slowdown all along the lakeshore.<\/i><\/p>\n

Wonderful.<\/p>\n

And people wonder why I’m always giving the mayor grief.\u00a0 Straightest stretch of highway in America, and traffic still won’t move.\u00a0 Somebody on the Shoreway, call in and tell me what the hell’s going on over there.\u00a0 Franklin in Cleveland, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“What’s up, Mike?\u00a0 You gonna let me talk?”<\/p>\n

Don’t worry, it’s all out of my system.\u00a0 The floor’s yours.<\/p>\n

“Well, you’re entitled to your opinion about the mayor, but come on, man, how you gonna blame him for slow traffic?”<\/p>\n

The traffic’s just a symptom.\u00a0 I’m talking about neglect.\u00a0 Name me one thing the mayor’s accomplished since he took office.<\/p>\n

“Well–”<\/p>\n

You can’t, Franklin, because there are none.\u00a0 Homicides in the triple digits, a downtown that looks like Baghdad, none of it bothers him.\u00a0 Everything’s A-OK as long as his picture’s on the front page every day.<\/p>\n

“In fairness, Mike, he didn’t create<\/i> those problems, he inherited most of them–”<\/p>\n

Gotta let you go, Franklin, I think we’ve got an answer to my traffic query on line two.\u00a0 Pete on the Shoreway, what’s happening over there?<\/p>\n

“There’s no wreck or anything, Mike; I think everyone’s just slowing down to look at the sky.”<\/p>\n

The sky?<\/p>\n

“Bunch of jet trails over Lake Erie.”<\/p>\n

Jet trails?\u00a0 I’m gonna be late for my poker game tonight because a bunch of morons are staring at jet trails<\/i>?\u00a0 You people never seen a jet trail before?<\/p>\n

“Well, there’s one hell of a lot of them; must be hundreds going every which way.\u00a0 I’ve never seen anything like it.\u00a0 Might be military planes–they’re looping and weaving all over the place.”<\/p>\n

Okay, thanks, Pete.\u00a0 Now hang up the phone and pay attention before you kill someone.<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

Well, if there’s anyone left listening after this fascinating line of inquiry, in the next hour we’ll be talking to the Indians’ hitting coach…<\/p>\n

How’s that?<\/p>\n

All right, one more.\u00a0 Mel on the Shoreway, go ahead, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Hi, Mike.\u00a0 Hey, if you could see this for yourself, you might not dismiss it so fast.\u00a0 You think anybody else in the Cleveland media is going to bother looking into it?”<\/p>\n

You’re right about that.\u00a0 But listen, you don’t think this might just be regular air traffic?<\/p>\n

“Well, one of them just flew straight up, so you tell me.”<\/p>\n

Thanks, Mel.<\/p>\n

Okay, I have no window and I can’t leave, so somebody out there take some pictures of these things and email ’em to me during the ad break.\u00a0 Meanwhile, I’ll run down the hall to our WCUY news department and lean on those clowns, see if they know anything.\u00a0 Let’s get to the bottom of this so we can move on.<\/p>\n

{break}<\/p>\n

And we’re back on the Mike Colavito Show, where we’re devoting fifty thousand watts to a discussion of jet trails, if you can believe it.\u00a0 Thanks to our listeners, I’ve now seen some pictures of this mess, and, as much as it pains me, I have to agree with those people out on the Shoreway; that’s no ordinary air traffic.<\/p>\n

And, I just checked with our newsroom; they have no clue.\u00a0 No surprise there, they haven’t broken a story since Teapot Dome.\u00a0 Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.\u00a0 Anyhow, unless you have something new to add, no more calls about this, okay?\u00a0 We know what it looks like.\u00a0 Craig in Mentor, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Have you seen the sky this afternoon, Mike?\u00a0 You should see what’s going on up there!”<\/p>\n

Richard in Dayton…Dayton?\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 Well, thanks for listening all they way down there, Richard.\u00a0 Hey, at least you’re not calling about the sky over Lake Erie, right?<\/p>\n

“Actually, Mr. Colavito, that’s exactly what I’m calling about.”<\/p>\n

You mean this is going on in Dayton, too?<\/p>\n

“Well, Mr. Colavito–”<\/p>\n

Call me Mike, we’re all friends here.<\/p>\n

“Mike, I’m not in Dayton proper; I’m calling from Wright-Patterson.”<\/p>\n

The Air Force base?<\/p>\n

“Yes sir, and I just wanted to clarify for your listening audience that there is no unusual aviation activity over northeastern Ohio.”<\/p>\n

None at all?<\/p>\n

“No sir.”<\/p>\n

That’s official?<\/p>\n

“Yes sir.”<\/p>\n

So does that mean all those jet trails are from commercial planes after all?<\/p>\n

“Absolutely.”<\/p>\n

Richard, I might have been born on a Monday, but it wasn’t last Monday.<\/p>\n

“Mike, the air traffic’s always like that; but between the clouds and the pollution, you just can’t see it most of the time.\u00a0 Sometimes, though, when the weather’s cold and the sky’s clear enough, those trails become visible.”<\/p>\n

And that’s all it is?<\/p>\n

“That’s all, Mike.”<\/p>\n

There are a lot of planes up there, Richard.<\/p>\n

“It may look like it, but it’s perfectly normal.”<\/p>\n

Well, I appreciate your call, sir.<\/p>\n

“Any time, Mike.\u00a0 I’m just doing my duty, which in this case means averting a potential panic before it gets started.”<\/p>\n

Thanks again, Richard.<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

Cold weather and a clear sky, gimme a break.\u00a0 No way I’m falling for this.\u00a0 Ronnie in Solon, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Hey Mike, maybe we’re being invaded by Canada.”<\/p>\n

Could be, Ronnie; they were probably pretty peeved when the Indians swept the Blue Jays last week.\u00a0 Jeannie in South Euclid, you’re on WCUY.<\/p>\n

“They might be flying saucers, Mike, had you considered that?”<\/p>\n

Anyone smart enough to get to Earth would know better than to look for intelligent life in Cleveland.\u00a0 Look, I know Jeannie’s kidding, but let’s nip this stuff in the bud, okay?\u00a0 I don’t need those kinds of people coming out of the woodwork.\u00a0 John in Ashtabula, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Hi, Mike.\u00a0 Listen, I wouldn’t go dismissing this alien theory out of hand if I were you.\u00a0 It just so happens I’m an extraterrestrial myself.”<\/p>\n

Oh, is that a fact?\u00a0 Now we’re getting somewhere.\u00a0 And when did you land here in Ohio?<\/p>\n

“Oh, I didn’t land in the United States; I landed in Mexico and snuck across.\u00a0 Much easier that way.”<\/p>\n

Never be funnier than the host, John.\u00a0 Jules in Cleveland Heights, go ahead.<\/p>\n

“Mike, I don’t know what’s going on up there, but I can only hope it is<\/i> aliens.\u00a0 I think we’ve gone as far as can on our own, and our only hope for peace and harmony is the descent of a new wisdom.”<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

Well, you’re definitely from Cleveland Heights, there’s no doubt about that.\u00a0 Go ahead, Jules.<\/p>\n

“Humans have lost the way.\u00a0 We need to evolve and we’re stuck fast.\u00a0 Did you know we only use ten percent of our brains?\u00a0 Imagine if we could learn to harness all of our potential!”<\/p>\n

Hey, Jules, guess what?\u00a0 People use a hundred percent of their brains all the time.\u00a0 It’s called a seizure, dummy.<\/p>\n

I’ve already cut you off, Jules, but if you’re still listening, let me help you out, buddy; I think you hit the wrong button on your radio this afternoon.\u00a0 You want the one marked FM.\u00a0 This is AM, and it’s not safe for you here.<\/p>\n

Let’s go to commercial, we’ve got bills to pay.<\/p>\n

{break}<\/p>\n

And we’re back, with certainly the oddest show I’ve ever done in ten years of radio.\u00a0 We’ve been discussing what I suspect are military jets in enormous numbers over Lake Erie, and I’m under the impression some people would rather we didn’t talk about it.\u00a0 There’s more to this than meets the eye, folks.<\/p>\n

William in Dayton…another caller from Dayton?\u00a0 I suppose you’re in the Air Force too?<\/p>\n

“Mr. Colavito, we’ve already explained the situation adequately.\u00a0 You’d be well-advised to stop spreading misinformation, let the matter drop altogether, and continue your show with a different topic.”<\/p>\n

What’s that, a threat?<\/p>\n

Hello?<\/p>\n

Well, you can forget it, William, or whatever your real name is, I’ll talk about it until morning if I feel like it.\u00a0 If something dangerous is happening, we’ve got a right to know.\u00a0 You’ll have to drag me out of this studio.<\/p>\n

You think I’m afraid of the government?\u00a0 You think I have skeletons in my closet?\u00a0 All my skeletons are arranged tastefully on the front lawn.\u00a0 Patrick in Gates Mills, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Hello, Mike?”<\/p>\n

Go ahead, Patrick.<\/p>\n

“Mike, I think I can clarify this entire situation for everyone, but I’ll need you to bear with me.”<\/p>\n

I’m begging you, Patrick.\u00a0 I’m all ears.<\/p>\n

“Thank you, Mike.\u00a0 Now, I have to begin by saying that I am not originally from this planet–”<\/p>\n

Stop right there.<\/p>\n

“Yes, Mike?”<\/p>\n

{sigh}<\/p>\n

All right, let me tell you something, Patrick, this better get real interesting real fast.\u00a0 If you’re just some everyday nut, call back after midnight when that UFO guy comes on.\u00a0 You got me?<\/p>\n

“I promise to make it worth your while, Mike.”<\/p>\n

See that you do, Patrick.<\/p>\n

“Perhaps this story would be more palatable if I spoke hypothetically.\u00a0 Suppose a person was in possession of some sensitive information–a new technology, say, or a military secret, or just some dirt on a politician–that, in the right hands, could change galactic civilization forever…”<\/p>\n

Galactic civilization?\u00a0 Look, I’m not much of a Trekkie, Patrick.\u00a0 I only watch baseball, wrestling, and Rachael Ray.<\/p>\n

“And suppose…Rachael Ray?\u00a0 Really?”<\/p>\n

Get on with it, Patrick.<\/p>\n

“And suppose you wanted this person out of the way, but he had a high enough profile that he couldn’t simply be done away with.\u00a0 What would you do?\u00a0 What could<\/i> you do?\u00a0 Hide him in plain sight, on a crowded but unsophisticated planet, where no one could attempt to contact or rescue him without endangering his life.\u00a0 And he would have no choice but to adjust to his exile, to try and blend in with the barbarians, because even if he told the truth to everyone he met, no one would believe him.”<\/p>\n

And this hypothetical alien is you, I suppose?<\/p>\n

“That’s correct.\u00a0 I appreciate your open-mindedness.”<\/p>\n

No problem, Patrick.\u00a0 Do you look human?\u00a0 You blending in okay?<\/p>\n

“My disguise has been effective so far.”<\/p>\n

What do you really look like?<\/p>\n

“That’s hard to describe, at least in English.”<\/p>\n

Well, thanks for outing yourself, so to speak, here on the Mike Colavito Show.\u00a0 But what’s it got to do with anything?<\/p>\n

“Those flying saucers over the lake–and that is indeed what they are, not jet planes–represent a rather ill-advised attempt by some of my more zealous supporters to effect my rescue.”<\/p>\n

Patrick?<\/p>\n

“Yes, Mike?”<\/p>\n

That’s about as plausible as anything else I’ve heard today.\u00a0 But why reveal yourself now?<\/p>\n

“Well, since the military is obviously monitoring your show, I thought perhaps an explanation of my situation might convince them not to interfere.\u00a0 Despite my present situation, I still have some rather powerful friends, and if something should happen to those spacecraft, even through a misunderstanding, it might not bode well for this planet, which, I must say, I’ve grown rather fond of.”<\/p>\n

And I’m sure the feeling’s mutual, Patrick.\u00a0 Can you hang on through the break?\u00a0 This is the most fun I’ve had in a long time.<\/p>\n

“I should really go, Mike; I’ve revealed too much already, and I’ve certainly placed myself in danger.\u00a0 But thank you for hearing me out.”<\/p>\n

God love you, Patrick, you’ve made my afternoon.<\/p>\n

{break}<\/p>\n

If you’re just joining us, we’ve been discussing the plethora of jet trails over northeastern Ohio this afternoon, despite objections from certain quarters, and our most amusing theory comes from an apparent extraterrestrial living out in Gates Mills.\u00a0 If anybody can top it, I’m all ears.\u00a0 Ahmed in Lyndhurst, you’re on the air.<\/p>\n

“Yes, Mike, I wanted to talk to you about Patrick; the last caller?\u00a0 Don’t believe a word he said; that story was nothing but a pack of lies.”<\/p>\n

Congratulations on figuring that out, Ahmed.\u00a0 I was just having a little harmless fun by going along with him.\u00a0 What’s the problem?<\/p>\n

“Harmless is hardly the word I would use to describe the most nefarious criminal in the galaxy, Mike.”<\/p>\n

Oh, boy.<\/p>\n

I asked for it, I guess.\u00a0 Much as I’d like to just go home right now and ride out the invasion in my media room, I guess you better elaborate.<\/p>\n

“Naturally.\u00a0 Hypothetically speaking, suppose there were a master criminal of such malevolent cunning, with a network of felonious associates so vast, that anything he set his sights on was as good as his.\u00a0 Such a person could conceivably be responsible for the misappropriation of thousands of valuable items: state treasures, art objects, anything he could find a buyer for.\u00a0 Eventually there would be no option for a moral society but to banish him to a planet where, from a galactic standpoint, there was nothing worth stealing.\u00a0 No offense.”<\/p>\n

None taken, Ahmed.\u00a0 And how do you know this?<\/p>\n

“Well, one could never set such a dangerous person loose on a primitive planet without also leaving a minder behind to keep an eye on things.\u00a0 It would be unethical.”<\/p>\n

And this minder, that’s you, right?<\/p>\n

“That’s correct.”<\/p>\n

So you are also an alien?<\/p>\n

“That’s right, Mike.”<\/p>\n

And the trails?<\/p>\n

“They’re spacecraft, just as Patrick said.”<\/p>\n

He was telling the truth about that?<\/p>\n

“I’m not scheduled to be relieved of my post here for another five years, so it can only be his cronies trying to extract him.\u00a0 I’m sure Patrick would like nothing better than for you to believe that he’s a political prisoner; he seems to think Earth is peopled entirely by rubes.\u00a0 I don’t, which is why I’m entrusting you with the truth.\u00a0 And I would also advise your Air Force to go ahead and engage those spacecraft; their destruction would be to the general good, and an immeasurable favor to Earth.”<\/p>\n

I wonder if we could get Patrick back on for a rebuttal.\u00a0 Anything else to add, Ahmed?<\/p>\n

“That’s it, Mike.\u00a0 Strictly speaking, I’ve said too much, but I think it’s for the best.\u00a0 I couldn’t just sit idly by.”<\/p>\n

And we appreciate it, Ahmed.\u00a0 What do you think of our planet?<\/p>\n

“I’ve seen worse.\u00a0 I do like the food.”<\/p>\n

Thanks, Ahmed.<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

Wow.<\/p>\n

Is it time for the news yet?<\/p>\n

Well, we still have a few minutes before the news break.\u00a0 Time for one more call.\u00a0 Maybe the Air Force’ll call back.<\/p>\n

Line one’s lit up, but there’s no name or city.\u00a0 Hey, screener; who’s on line one?<\/p>\n

What do you mean you don’t know?<\/p>\n

Christ, I gotta do everything myself, I guess.<\/p>\n

Okay, you’re on the air on WCUY; who am I talking to?<\/p>\n

Hello?<\/p>\n

“I enjoyed hearing from Patrick and Ahmed very much, but I’ve got a story that’s even better.\u00a0 Are you interested?”<\/p>\n

Sure, what have I got to lose?\u00a0 But who–<\/p>\n

“Imagine a galactic civilization of unknowable antiquity, lapsed into decadence after eons of peace.<\/p>\n

“Imagine a race from elsewhere, born of darkness but covetous of the light, desirous of exterminating the galaxy’s present inhabitants and assuming their place, but so unimaginably patient as to postpone invasion for nearly an eternity, until their evolution assured their practical invincibility.<\/p>\n

“Such a race, attacking from all sides and from within, might very well eliminate all traces of galactic culture in mere hours.<\/p>\n

“They might then take their time surveying the uncivilized worlds, calculating which species might best be enslaved and which simply eradicated.<\/p>\n

“It is conceivable that on one such marginal planet, they might discover two remnants of the newly-extinct civilization; a convict and his jailor, perhaps.<\/p>\n

“Fastidious to a fault, they would insist on destroying these last two anachronistic relics of a dead society, though, not entirely lacking a sense of humor, they might first take them back to their native worlds and show them what had been wrought in their absence.<\/p>\n

“Knowing that others of their race would eventually return to this planet when its fate was determined, their innate orderliness would dictate that no evidence of this visit remain.\u00a0 To this end, a tailored but relatively simple signal, delivered simultaneously on all communication frequencies, would readily excise all offending memories from the natives’ unsophisticated brains, leaving them once again blissfully ignorant.<\/p>\n

“All hypothetically speaking, of course.\u00a0 May I ask what you think of my story?”<\/p>\n

Not much, I’m afraid.\u00a0 Good delivery, but lacks panache.\u00a0 I appreciate your call, though–<\/p>\n

What is that?\u00a0 Does anyone else hear that?<\/p>\n

That noise, it’s going right up my spine.\u00a0 Are we broadcasting that?\u00a0 What the hell…<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

What was that?<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

What were we talking about?\u00a0 Should we take a call?\u00a0 I have no idea what’s going on…<\/p>\n

{pause}<\/p>\n

Okay, it’s time for WCUY’s award-winning news, then we’ll talk to the Cleveland Indians’ hitting coach and see if we can’t iron out this trouble they’ve been having.\u00a0 Back in a few…<\/p>\n

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Desmond Warzel has moved on, but the city of Cleveland, Ohio, will always have a place in his heart.\u00a0 A cold, graffiti-covered place, with inefficient local government and no sports championships.\u00a0 His short stories can be found in Abyss & Apex, Shroud, and AlienSkin, and are forthcoming in such anthologies as The Best of Abyss & Apex Volume One (Hadley Rille Books) and Things Aren’t What They Seem (From the Asylum Books).\u00a0 In 2008 he was a finalist for the Micro Award for fiction under one thousand words.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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